JACQUI Smith and her husband's viewing habits are of great concern to the Mail, which pinches its nose, meshes it moist hands over its eyes and invites Olivia Lichtenstein (married with children aged 15 and 20) to watch “several subscription channels…” Disgusting! What next? For money? Any tips? Maybe. Got anything else? We were right. Ah, Mr Lichtenstein. Andy… Did you film it? Perhaps.

Teenagers are developing a twisted view of sex from pornography they view on the internet, researchers warn. Previous generations tended to learn about the facts of life from their parents and teachers in a respectful and moral way.